Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Hagee et al

JMJ

I'd like to thank the likes of John Hagee, Ted Haggard, and Fred Phelps for reminding me that, in certain contexts, Roman Catholicism is an essentially liberal religion.

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Online Ad

Spotted in an online ad:

IF NO FACE PIC PLEASE DON'T WAIST BOTH ARE TIME

You're very cute, but please, please, please go to http://www.amazon.com/Elements-Style-4th-William-Strunk/dp/0205313426/ref=si3_rdr_bb_product
and add to your shopping cart.
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Energy Independence

If you think Americans really care about saving energy here’s an experiment: Drive at exactly the speed limit on any road and see how many people pass you by.

On a Sunday, while driving about 3 miles on I-95 in Palm Beach County I was passed by 26 cars. Every car on the road passed me with the exception of one.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Hazmat



Does my coworker have "pink eye?" Or was it just an eyelash? Tomorrow will tell.

UPDATE: I ruined a perfectly good Publix bag for nothing. It was an eyelash, not pinkeye.