Monday, April 6, 2009

Wangaholics Anonymous

Wangaholics Anonymous is a fellowship of cranky-ass ‘hos and bitches who seem to be able to spread misery at home, at the office, in the store, or on the street.

The only requirement for membership is a nasty disposition and the inability to do anything about it. There are no dues or fees for W.A. membership; we are too damn busy buying barbeque on sale or going to McDonald’s.

W.A. is does not care about your sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; we treat everybody like dirt, even if it can get us fired.

Our primary purpose is to make your ass cry like a little girl, then go home and watch QVC.