Senator Craig. What can I say? I did NOT have tea room sex with him. Now, I'm kinda thinking he ain't too bad looking. (I think I need a date.)
The oldest guy I ever had sex with was about 70. I was maybe 27 or 28 and was in a bathhouse just minding my own business walking down the hall. This old guy with white hair and lots of freckles comes out of his room and says, "you've got to help me out. I'm real hot right now." In other words he was close to coming. I decided to give him a hand (a tongue actually) and he got off in like 3 seconds. I thought of it as my good deed for the century and also that if I did him when I was cute and in my 20's then when I was in my 70s a cute young guy would get me off. Talk about magical thinking.
There's a scene in Taxi Zum Klo where Frank, a teacher and consummate tea room queen, shares his hope that his pension will be large enough so that he will be able to afford a boy* prostitute occasionally. I think I'll set my goals a bit higher.
* Note to National Security Personnel and Stasi Agents: The word 'boy' here means 18 to about 22 years old. This is my interpretation of the sub-title 26 years after I saw the film.
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This is the funniest thing I think I have ever read. Yeah, you might need a date (from dateless in Texas). By the way, I think when I turn 70th I'm gonna lay my testies out to dry and then put them on my mantel. But that sounds a little disturbed. LOL Take care. Thanks for the graphic, extremely graphic, almost disturbingly graphic, laugh. LOL
Glad you liked! Just an everyday memory from the 80's for me.
Aww, how sweet of you. I hope Karma treats you to a young studly model when the time comes.
70's pretty old, man. I mean, I like to draw the line on hook ups at, say, 50? maybe when i get a little older so will my limit. sexxxy
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