His Profile (edited for time and to fit your screen):
Don't think that just because I am on here I am looking for now. I treat others the way I expect to be treated. I never have asked anybody the size of his penis. I think it is really rude. Don't expect a response from me if you ask me that.
No ass fucks, no warped used assholes. My ass is tight and unused here and I seek the same so no ass pics with white stuff coming out of your ass hole please. What the hell is that anyways? KY, Lube, Cum, or some kinda white moss, fungus or mold? Whatever it is, it's fucking gross!
My Reply (with fictional comeback):
It's typically a combination of Crisco and tree fungus. If it were the red bark variety it could be used to treat malaria, but unfortunately, the white bark variety cannot even be used as fertilizer. (I understand that the Department of Energy is doing a feasibility study on the use of White Gunk coming out of butt holes as an Ethanol supplement.)
By the way, how large is your penis?
About Me
- Bob
- (Sorry for referring to myself in the third person. I won't do it again. I promise.) A lifelong resident of South Florida, Bob apologizes in advance for obscure (and not so oscure) references, citing the excuse that he read books as a youth instead of being in back alleys and pool halls like he should have been. A former communist, Bob delights in reminding his friends that his name is a verb as well as a noun.
2 comments:
How does this stuff occur to you? YOu are too much
Ummmm, this is 95% verbatim. Not much had to occur to me.
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