Partnered, but playful – We’ve tired of each other; you're flavor of the month.
Hot – An adjective one should not use about oneself. Even if you are; especially if you aren't
Top/vers – I like to get f*cked.
Bottom/vers – I really like to get f*cked.
100% bottom – I can’t get it up because of drug use so I can only get f*cked.
Nice guy – Over 45.
Looking for friends – Over 55.
Nice guy, looking for friends – I qualify for Medicare next month.
Looking for new friends – Just moved to town; looking for a dealer.
2 comments:
OMG, HILARIOUS!!!
This is probably my favorite of all your blogs!!!
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