Why did I close my Manhunt account? One reason is that I can’t imagine the following conversation happening in any other gay venue:
“How big is your dick?”
Oh, about 7 inches. Maybe more if I get real excited.
“Do you have a pic?”
I pull a picture of my penis out of my back pocket and show it to him.
“Nice. Are you uncut?”
No, it’s cut. The doctor just left a little extra skin.
“Do you have any other pics?”
I pull out another picture of my penis. This one shows it from a different angle.
“Do you have a face pic?”
Umm dude, I’m standing right in front of you.
You know I’m pissed if I use the word ‘dude.’ He vanishes into thin air. The non-cyber equivalent of being blocked.
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2 comments:
ROTFLMAO!!! So funny because it's so true hahahaha
And I translated the English to Latin all by myself!
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