Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Today's fortune Cookie

It came along with a quart of mixed won-ton egg-drop soup and two naughty DVDs from Tropix:

Courage is the mastery of fear - not the absence of fear. Then, the two magic words must be attached: In Bed!

Wu Tang, many years ago interpreted this to mean that during the second three months of using Zoloft, a man will be able to maintain an erection, but not release. Thus he will bring great pleasure to his partner, but will wind up having to 打猴子, (literally, spank the monkey) in order to please himself.

Jun Lo, on the other hand said that spanking the monkey, in and of itself brought great courage to the one who is destined to drive the maiden aunt home, especially when mixed with two ounces of gin.

1 comment:

Malcolm said...

Darling I usually understand what you are talking about but I totally dont get this one...maybe we should stick to La Piaf's references.