Sunday, May 10, 2009

This Position



I wasn’t sure I needed soy sauce with my mixed soup, but I knew I needed the fortune cookie. It isn’t our position, but our disposition that makes us happy. In unison the Eight Immortals cross the sea and reveal their power: In Bed!

Sima Qian records that the proper position was supine, but that was before the Li Ling affair. Many centuries later Sai Zhen Zhu advocated the missionary position. A good omen was obtained when calling for a cab at 888-8888.

But true happiness was not yet achieved.

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